First you take the peanutsYes I want one. No I cannot have one. We have no nut products in the house, thanks to the three year old and his potentially fatal allergies. *Sigh*
And you crunch 'em,
You crunch 'em
First you take the peanuts
And you crunch 'em,
You crunch 'em You crunch 'em crunch 'em crunch 'em
For your peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Then you take the grapes
And you squish 'em,
You squish 'em
Then you take the grapes
And you squish 'em,
You squish 'em You squish 'em squish 'em squish 'em
For your peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Then you take the bread
And you spread it,
You spread it
Then you take the bread
And you spread it,
You spread it You spread it spread it spread it
For your peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Then you take your sandwich
And you eat it,
You eat it
Then you take your sandwich
And you eat it,
You eat it You eat it eat it eat it
'Cause its peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly!
Then you take your mouth
And you wipe it,
You wipe it
Then you take your mouth
And you wipe it,
You wipe it You wipe it wipe it wipe it
'Cause its peanut, peanut butter
Jelly
Peanut, peanut butter
And jelly!
Sometimes I sneak out to the grocery store and eat a Reese's on the way home. And then wash my hands like they are covered in Anthrax spores. Shhh....don't tell anyone.
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