On the first day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
A sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the second day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
A sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the second day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the third day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
My children sent to me
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
My children sent to me
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
My children sent to me
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Ten lads a-leaping,
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
My children sent to me
Ten lads a-leaping,
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Eleven minors whining,
Ten lads a-leaping,
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
My children sent to me
Eleven minors whining,
Ten lads a-leaping,
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My children sent to me
Twelve sitters running,
Eleven minors whining,
Ten lads a-leaping,
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
My children sent to me
Twelve sitters running,
Eleven minors whining,
Ten lads a-leaping,
Nine babies dancing,
Eight maids (I wish!),
Seven swiffers swiffing,
Six stubborn stains,
Five toilet rings,
Four a.m. feeds,
Three hasty mends,
Two captured bugs,
And a sticky kiss planted on my cheek!
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