I went to Costco to buy one item. One small (well, small for Costco) bottle of fish oil tablets. Nothing more.
I walked out with a very full cart, a very empty wallet, and little recollection of what happened in between.
You know those samples they are always handing out? I think there might be some mind-altering substance in them. That would explain a lot, actually. Hmmm.
And on top of that, it seems I forgot to buy the fish oil so I have to go back tomorrow! Doh!
My theory may need some fine tuning, but there's definitely a conspiracy at work.